Kate Middleton Gives Birth Blimey, It's a Boy!!!

 -- The medical document is currently en route!!! WHAT WILL IT SAY?!?!?


It's official, Prince William has secured his heir ... and millions of Brits just spilled their tea ... KATE MIDDLETON JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY!!!

According to Buckingham Palace officials, Kate popped at precisely 4:24 PM GMT. The boy weighed in at 8 pounds 6 ounces.

After Prince Charles and William, the baby will become third in line to the British throne. Sorry Harry.

As we reported, a document will be signed any moment by a member of the official royal medical staff -- detailing the baby's birth info -- and it will then be driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace, where it will be displayed on an "ornate easel." Smashing!

So far, no word on the baby's name.